"My Dearest Martha, Antifa Supersoldiers seized decisive control of the barbecue last eve. Our supplies have dwindled to but a few dozen sparklers. We are rapidly depleting our Doritos. Our fearless General Alex Jones remains. But I fear all is lost," one viral tweet said.
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) July 1, 2018
— The Legion (@LegionDecency) July 3, 2018
"My dearest wife, My Tide Pods rations are running low, and there is nobody to pick the avocados," another user wrote.
— Facial Merkin (@facialmerkin) July 3, 2018
Other users took the opportunity to make fun of Trump and bring back "covfefe."
— (((Bad at Ballet))) (@AlizaWrites) July 3, 2018
Some poked fun at Jones, who has promoted a number of wild conspiracies on his radio and web programs, including that the 2012 Sandy Hook shooting in Connecticut was a hoax.
— TheFeralOne (@tracey_f) July 3, 2018
"Look, I already have enough on my plate and now I'm supposed to help launch a civil war in two days? I say we postpone that," one user wrote.
"Regarding the Democratic Civil War on the 4th… Has anybody started a sign-up sheet for food? I'll bring a tuna casserole for 36 million," said another.
— Jerry (@js_edit) July 3, 2018
According to Twitter, more than 16,000 posts have been made with the hashtag #secondcivilwarletters.
— Jabbernaut (@Jabbernaut2) July 3, 2018
Somebody alert Ken Burns!
— Melania's Belts (@MelaniasBelts) July 3, 2018