22:35 GMT30 October 2020
Listen Live
    Get short URL

    Mischievous internet trolls signed an open letter to governments that urges a policy of 'Focused Protection' towards the COVID-19 pandemic in place of a blanket lockdown, with amusing hoax names like "I P Freely".

    Dozens of ridiculous fake names appeared on an open letter urging governments to adopt a "herd immunity" strategy towards COVID-19.

    Leading signatories of the public Great Barrington Declaration, named after the US town in which it was written, include Harvard University professor of medicine Dr Martin Kulldorff, Oxford University professor Dr Sunetra Gupta and Stanford University Medical School professor Dr Jay Bhattacharya, all epidemiologists.

    The open letter calls on governments to lift lockdown restrictions and focus instead on protecting those most at risk from the virus, saying: "We know that vulnerability to death from COVID-19 is more than a thousand-fold higher in the old and infirm than the young. Indeed, for children, COVID-19 is less dangerous than many other harms, including influenza."

    Sky News noted that the list of signatories on the letter included "Dr I P  Freely", "Dr Person Fakename" and "Dr Johnny Bananas", who gave his credentials as a "Dr of Hard Sums".

    Another signature claimed to be from UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson's notorious special advisor, Dominic Cummings, with "PhD Durham Univercity" [sic] after his name.

    Cummings sparked a media frenzy earlier this year after he drove with his wife and son from London to his parents' farm in County Durham to self-isolate in a vacant holiday home on the property.

    Unconfirmed reports claimed that Cummings attended the government's SAGE advisory committee of experts and argued against strict lockdown measures, even if it meant that many elderly people would die.

    A reference by UK Chief Scientific Advisor Patrick Vallance to achieving herd immunity by the winter flu season led to claims that the government's strategy was to allow the virus to simply run its course through the population.  

    Another suspicious signatory was "Dr Harold Shipman" claiming to be a family doctor in the UK. The real Shipman was the infamous "Dr Death" believed to have murdered at least 215 of his patients between 1975 and 1998 - making him the world's most prolific killer.


    Michael Moore Blasts Trump as ‘Evil Genius’ Faking COVID Diagnosis in Facebook Conspiracy Rant
    'America and Kazakhstan First!' Borat Praises Trump in Promo for New Film
    Labour MP Jess Phillips Mocked After Re-Tweeting ‘Obvious’ RBG ‘Tribute’ Spoof
    Dominic Cummings, Boris Johnson, coronavirus, COVID-19
    Community standardsDiscussion