1 July 2014, 17:44

Obama admits White House baker mixes "crack" into his pies

Obama admits White House baker mixes "crack" into his pies

Obama has confessed that the White House baker stirs in crack cocaine into his pies. On Monday, hosting a get-together in observance of LGBT Pride month, as he blurted out the crack comment with a chuckle in his voice and a smile on his face, First Lady Michelle Obama stepped in to clarify that there is no crack in their pies.

The maker of the addicting pies, Executive Pastry Chef Bill Yosses, was called "the crust master" because the president said, "I don't know what he does—whether he puts crack in them." The US president admitted that new rules had to be made pertaining to his delicious mouth-watering pies—no pie would be allowed to be eaten on weekdays.

Standing right next to Barack Obama was his wife, who was laughing and clapping over his joke. However, she was quick to add, "There's no crack in our pies." In the short video clip below, the couple can be seen at the podium joking about an illegal drug being put in the White House pies, trying to point out how good they taste.

This is not the first time President Barack Obama has been in the presence of drugs, as in his school days he was said to have smoked marijuana. When he attended a secondary school in Honolulu, Hawaii, during the late 1970s, Barack Obama was believed to have been a member of the"Choom Gang". This was a group of all males who got together to play basketball and 'choomed' or smoked weed, as stated in an article from the Telegraph.

"Barry Obama was known for starting a few pot-smoking trends," according to David Maraniss, a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, according to the Telegraph. "The first was called 'TA,' short for 'total absorption'." Perhaps, if the White House Chef runs out of 'crack' to put in his prized pies, he can substitute it for Obama's next favorite secret ingredient— good old maryjane.

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