Erotica au-Divine? Netizens Lol as Awkward Image of Jesus Christ Spotted in a Church Artwork

While some social media users seemed rather straightforward in their speculations about Jesus’ anatomy in the image in question, others came up with elaborate religious-themed puns.

An ordinary Sunday service at an-as-yet-unidentified church recently yielded somewhat unexpected consequences when one observant parishioner paid closer attention to one of the stained glass windows and noticed something peculiar.

The scene depicted on the glass appears to portray the Virgin Mary holding Jesus in her arms following the crucifixion.

However, the image’s shading makes it look like an oblong object is sticking out of Jesus’ robes, leading one person to wonder aloud on Twitter “What, exactly..., is Mary holding ??”

What, exactly..., is Mary holding ?? 😳 pic.twitter.com/U80EFKqBaJ

— Rosievix (@Rosievix) 17 ноября 2019 г.

​And once other social media users caught wind of this story, hilarity ensued.

pic.twitter.com/7MJLoTDLpA

— Noelene Evans (@NoeleneEvans) 17 ноября 2019 г.

Behold, Jesus got wood.

— Dave (@davidbosman4) 18 ноября 2019 г.

"The virgin Mary" pic.twitter.com/EpEu6YspiL

— Parkersafc (@Parkersafc) 17 ноября 2019 г.

Now we now how he rose from the dead 💀

— 🇨🇦Russell West 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@russell_e_west) 17 ноября 2019 г.

Some came up with religious-themed puns.

daily bread...

— Tosin aka DotComDon (@dotcomdon) 19 ноября 2019 г.

'His rod and his staff'?

— Desmond (@DesWhite8) 17 ноября 2019 г.

I can't see any burning bush there...

— Lawrence Phillips (@L_J_C_P) 18 ноября 2019 г.

Someone commented about the second coming 😵🤣

— Kirst 💙💛💙❤️💙💛💙 (@lickketysplit) 17 ноября 2019 г.

And at least one person pointed at yet another potentially suspicious image.

What’s John the Baptist up to here! pic.twitter.com/YJKthp5AfO

— Will Trotman (@wjtrotman) 18 ноября 2019 г.