A thief in Ireland thought an empty parked car would make an excellent target, so he had the bright idea of throwing a brick through the window.
But the brick had other ideas. bouncing back and knocking him out.
Patrons at a nearby pub came out to investigate when they heard some noise, and they found the guy lying in his own pool of blood. When he came to, the would-be thief tried to blame the patrons, saying they attacked him.
Luckily, the surveillance tape said something completely different and everyone had a good chuckle while the almost-thief got carted off to the slammer. Imagine trying to explain that a car attacked you…