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    Pornhub Offering Philadelphia Lube to Grease Street Poles for Super Bowl

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    Popular adult website Pornhub is offering an interesting alternative to the Crisco the Philadelphia Police Department is using to cover street poles with to deter climbing ahead of the upcoming Super Bowl.

    It all started with Philly police’s tweet ahead of the NFC final between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Minnesota Vikings in Minneapolis a couple of weeks ago.

    ​Climbing signs, streetlights and other public poles to celebrate a home team victory is a thing in the City of Brotherly Love, but the police don't look kindly on it; hence the shortening. But their idea didn’t really work, as the Eagles faithful treated the slick cylinders as just a fun challenge following the Birds’ dismantling of the Vikes.

    So the thoughtful folks at Pornhub came up with an awesome alternative: use a whopping 110 gallons of their lubricant instead.

    ​The cops certainly appeared to have appreciated the joke.

    Some of the local fans are clearly familiar with the product.

    ​Philadelphia Inquirer reporter Stephania Farr added a Pornhub quote lost in the shuffle.

    ​Either way, the chances of Philly residents celebrating a Super Bowl win are slim to none: their guys are facing the greatest dynasty in history on the NFL, the mighty New England Patriots, headed by the coach-quarterback duo of Bill Belichik and Tom Brady. The big game is coming up this Sunday night.

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