The 20-year-old math student says that she plans to marry Tetris with the appropriate ceremony and guests, according to the newspaper Metro.
"I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one," the young woman noted.
Her relationship with the game started in September 2016, after she went through an unhappy break up with a calculator, which Hassan had named Pierre after the mathematician Pierre De Fermat.
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"I was so in love with Pierre, I can’t describe how much I was in love…. I loved touching his buttons – the feel of his buttons and track pad. I loved running my finger over that and I used my tongue to touch his buttons," the girl said, remembering the time they were together.
Unfortunately, Pierre short-circuited when Hassan was cleaning the device, after which she had "the most indescribable breakdown."
No decorations (yet, maybe next year) but I did spend the evening with Tetris! pic.twitter.com/5ydaE8xfgZ
— Hurricane Tetris 🌀 (@HurricanesRSexy) December 27, 2017
My sexy, sexy #Tetris 😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/KahE5QZWNF
— Hurricane Tetris 🌀 (@HurricanesRSexy) November 11, 2017
With Tetris, things became serious, as Hassan characterizes their relationship as intimate saying she sleeps with the puzzle game and has physical relations with Tetris-themed objects.
"Part of the relationship is the satisfaction I get from clearing the lines and clearing them as quickly as possible," Hassan added.
Also check out my Tetris pumpkin! It's my first ever attempt at carving a pumpkin but I tried! pic.twitter.com/DJXVyVRhGC
— Hurricane Tetris 🌀 (@HurricanesRSexy) October 31, 2017
Previously, she fell in love with monorails, iPods, a Garmin GPS and an oscilloscope, however, only with Tetris she is ready to make this kind of commitment.
Hassan's unusual love affair went viral and prompted a reaction among social media users.
If you’re ever feeling down just remember I went to school with a girl that is now marrying TETRIS AFTER SHE BROKE UP WITH HER CALCULATOR
— Alexandrea Nguyen (@alexandrea_cn) January 7, 2018
Heard a news story about a woman who has feelings for inanimate objects and wants to marry a Tetris cartridge, in case you're wondering how shitty men have gotten.
— Patrick Brandmeyer (@patrickab7) January 8, 2018
I don’t know what’s more shocking? This woman wanting to marry Tetris, or the fact that this person is a woman?
— ImASmartLeftist (@patisdumb) January 7, 2018
I just read a headline, "Women plans to marry Tetris after failed marriage with a calculator" 😂😂 this world and the people in it are hilarious 😂
— Into The Fire 🔥💔 (@itzSayKriDD) January 6, 2018
Don’t judge. Love is love. Marriage is whatever anybody wants it to be. https://t.co/cAK9S0t6rm
— Gen. Dumas (@paulhue) January 7, 2018
How long until #Leftists start fetishizing human/video game marriages and demanding we all take them seriously? https://t.co/um2ETyJIN0
— Ray Burke (@modcab) January 7, 2018
Object sexuality is a psychological phenomenon when a person is attracted to inanimate objects. Hassan feels affection for tangible things which she perceives as male.
