Whoever starred in the viral sex tape that purports to feature ASAP Rocky, the rapper has had a hilarious reaction to it.
The Praise the Lord star took to Twitter on Friday to dismiss negative reviews of his sex tape, which spread across the internet this week.
“My penis and I woke up to the alarming disturbance of a video clip today,” Rocky wrote in an all-caps tweet. “As his defence attorney we’re prepared to deny any slow strokes or lack of killing the p**sy. A long list of satisfied women can attest too. But the real punchline is seeing [people] who never f**ked him rate him.”
The clip in question apparently emerged on Pornhub on Wednesday night. The following day, it became the No.1 search entry on the site for obvious reasons (it has since been removed).
Many people who’ve seen the video identified the man, who was filmed having sex with a woman as ASAP Rocky, saying their tattoos matched. The man’s face was never shown, and Rocky has yet to confirm that it was him. He may never do it, in fact, given that some reviews described his performance as “weak” and “super duper wack”.
Rocky has never been shy to talks about his sex life. In a recent interview, he admitted to having been a “sex addict” since junior high. He has also revealed that he had his first orgy at the age of 13, when we was in the seventh grade.
As for these days, he told Esquire he splashed $100,000 on a “gigantic” bed to have some fun in. “I need it because I have a lot of orgies at my house with some very close female companions,” he said.