Woman Tells Bear Not to Eat Her Kayak, Bear Promptly Eats Kayak

If you ever find yourself trapped in the wilds of Alaska, it’s worth remembering that bears don’t speak English.

“During a solo kayak trip, intended to go from Ketchikan, Alaska to Petersburg, Alaska, a bear attacked my kayak,” Mary Maley writes in the video description. She had been planning to go on a hike when she discovered the bear eating her kayak.

Too busy pleading with the bear, Mary “never got to go on that hike.”