UPDATE: 13 days, 20 hours to the end of the world
Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard, known for unapologetically making statements not entirely in keeping with the truth (e.g. Julian Assange’s activities), has come out and stated what many the world over are afraid to say. Yes, according to Gillard the world will in fact end on December 21, 2012.
In a video address to the citizens of Australia which has gone
Gillard: My dear remaining fellow Australians, the end of the world is coming. It wasn’t Y2K, it wasn’t even the carbon price. It turns out that they Mayan calendar was true. While Australia’s best and brightest at the SCIRO have not been able to confirm this, I am confident in Triple J’s prediction that the world is about to end. Whether the final blow comes from flesh eating zombies, demonic hell beasts or from the total triumph of K-pop, if there is one thing that you know about me it’s this: I will always fight for you till the very end. And at least this mean I will not have to do Q and A again. Good luck to you all.
I wonder what Julian Assnage would say to her claims that she will fight for all Australians to the end, but that is another story.
Gillard is not alone, even respected meteorologists, such as Cleveland Ohio’s channel 5 Chief
Meanwhile police in Shanghai have been warning residents the world will not end, obviously in an attempt to keep the masses in check so they will all die peacefully and not cause too much work for the police who will be busy
The Communist Chinese conspiracy to lull the masses into obedience is also being promoted and assisted by the US
Meanwhile the US is surrounding Syria with warships and mobilizing troops to invade the country and then Iran, which will kick off World War III and the Holy War of Armageddon and the battle for Jerusalem and Israel as is prophesized in the Bible, a book the US has been using as a basis for its foreign policy.
We are still waiting for Satan to reveal himself, one of the key signs of the Apocalypse. Rumor has it that it may be a former US vice president or secretary of state, but so far there are no concrete reports.
In West Hollywood California, another serious location we must watch, end of
Seriously though, one more time I would like to repeat: the Mayan Calendar is not ending! December 21, 2012 is only the end of the 13th Baktun and the beginning of the 14th . See you on the 22nd.