Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump is, in many ways, an oversharer who tends to speak before he thinks. To the grave misfortune of the world at large, this includes small tidbits about his sex life.
"Well I’ve been successful with your girlfriend, I can tell you that," Trump told New York Daily News reporter AJ Benza, on an episode of "The Howard Stern Show" in 2001. "I even thought, briefly, about approaching Ivana with the idea of an 'open marriage,'" he wrote in his book, Trump: Surviving at the Top. "I’ve always said, if you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl," he stated in a 2004 Playboy interview.
But the people at adult website Pornhub were apparently unsatisfied with mere tidbits of the billionaire’s sex life, and have now released a pornographic film which gives the viewer their version of a first-hand account of a night in Trump Tower, with the Donald.
"Whether it’s for his politics or amusing antics, people can’t seem to get enough of Donald Trump," Corey Price, vice president of Pornhub, said in a press release.
Entitled "F*ck Trump," the video is one of the company’s first experiments in virtual reality.
"To give people more of 'The Donald,' we have created a VR porn parody that satirically highlights his self-affirming demeanor through sexual interactions with his 'wife' and 'Sarah Palin,'" the statement reads, referring to an actress who portrays the former Alaskan governor and vice-presidential hopeful.
"It’s going to be huge – the best porn parody you have ever seen," claimed Price
The video features plenty of Easter eggs, including a blonde toupee left on a bedside table, and the fact that his sexual partners are "left unsatisfied after sex with Trump."
While Pornhub may be the first to release a Trump porn parody, it won’t be the last. NakedSword plans to release a video based on a piece of internet fanfiction called, Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and The Bellboy.
"With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy Cheeto, his hair unkempt and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest," one passage intriguingly reads.
The author of that bit of prose, comedian Elijah Daniel, went one step further when, earlier this month, he live-streamed himself getting a tattoo on his right leg of the purported billionaire performing oral sex.
Even if Trump loses the US presidential race, he’s clearly not going anywhere for a long, long time.
